Those fall farthest who first fall up
Aphorist; compiler of the alternative disciplines, worldviews, and sources of unknowledge comprising the Abyssal Canon.
Posting my writings on the internet dooms me to obscurity; I can thus experiment as wildly as I like without risk of developing that most coveted and corrupting thing, a "reputation.”
My modalnyms are all the thinkers that could have been, and are.
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